i giv face lor...

haiyo...now is 5 a.m. ady lor...i giv u all face la, so late ady i still blog...haiz...

herm...so yesterday i dye my hair back to black a bit ady, but still got red la...so go skul very scared prefect n disiplin teacher see until...so my heartbeat jump until so fast...even faster then F1...

then at skul everything was as usual la...juz that after skul i buy ice-cream n eat lo (if not drink meh...)...then sit LRT back home again...

then i sleep at home 1st until 10 oni bath then eat...walaoweh!!!11 oni eat...pro leh...

haiz...i wish the camp-out will reach the sooner the better...aarrrggghhhhhhh!!!!!!2moro exam arhhhhhh.....start to veli sien ady...exam got nth to do lar...luckily next tuesday got badminton competition then can ponteng the exam...yehhhhhhhhh!!!

this few days reali got nth interesting to blog lor...skul...skul...skul...i hear ady also wan suicide leh...so i think this saturday oni got things to blog but i will still blog...if...i can...hehe

-sherman ooi 19/2/08-

sry arhhh...hehe

hehe...sry coz i din blog 4 so many days ady ahhh...actually nth happened during the days that i didn't blog wan...all also posted by sam ady...so if u wan to see more pls go to www.duriankingmoky.blogspot.com...

ARGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! MY HAIR IS SO RED!!!!!!! TOO RED ARHHHH!!!!!!!!!

-sherman ooi 18/2/08-

hari ko-ko...

so 2day is hari ko-ko lo...muz get up veli early to go skul perform band...wtf la...so i wake up at 5:35 a.m. to polish all my things then go to skul...

walao...i reach skul 7:20 leh...actually muz reach at 7 wan...but wad to do??? traffic jam mah (normal la...) then i nasib malang again lo, forgot to bring cap...so muz use all those spare cap (walao...stinks like s***)...

so on every ko-ko day, BB were the last to perform...coz in chinese ppl say the most exiciting moment will b the last (hao si zai hou tou)...so that's y we r last...then our conductor joked n joked n joked until it's time for us to play...when we were playing alot of ppl laughed (i also dunno y)...then when we played finish got ppl shout "ENCORE!!!"...then ppl start to laugh again...JOKER!!!

haiyo...i very tired la after the performence...wake up go skul at 7 a.m. , then come back at 7 p.m.!!! damn tired la...i at class my eyes also nearly closed ady...cannot tahan liao...so that's all 4 2day...

last 2 days i didn't post blog was bcoz...I LAZY LAR...U THINK VERY EASY MEH???...hehe

-sherman ooi 14/2/08-

the last day of the cny holidays...

arrggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!2moro skul reopen jor ahhhhh...very sien ahhhhhh......hw also haven touch yet......walao eh...peace on the skul man!!!

so 2day mornin got band practise from 9 to 12 lo...walao, lips wan to crack ady lo...

den later on at 2 kc, stanley the man let, chern ee the cutie n me went to play badminton at lake club...play until very tiring then go home...

i go home then take a relaxing bath then on9...

on9 then go eat dinner...after dinner come home...

then at home on9 again...then later on fold clothes...

then later on on9 again...

n then think about my hw...AARRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!SKUL SUX LIKE S***...

that's bt it 2day...very short oni...aarrrggghhhhhh!!!!!!i hate when it comes to the last day of every holidays man...wtf man!!!

i wanna sheet on the skuls.....i want a fork every skul.....i wanna peace on every skul....

-sherman ooi 11/2/08-

God's rest day (sunday)

so 2day i wake up at 8:15 coz need to go church ma 2day...so after i wake up i go n bath 1st then style my hair lo (hehe, dun say me perasan ah) ...then after that still early ma, so i go watch movie 1st lo...then about 8:50 sam called me n asked me to go out now...

when i masuk dagc it was like omg!!!...there were so little ppl...oni john, sam, me, uncle soon lim's family, uncle loi's family n uncle jeffery oni...aiyo auntie agnes nvr come also good jor lo...she everytime keep looking at us (very pressuring ah) n wants to make sure that we dun talk...so 2day very song lo...walao eh...2day uncle loi preach wor...not bad wor...but he keep laughing at his own jokes (which were not funny at all)...

so after the service, we had a finalized meeting for the dagc cny party...kinda fun lo...reali hapi coz can organize the outdoor games n the lantern making competition lo...(thx to uncle soon lim)

then later on john, sam n me walked to leisure mall to buy movie ticket to see kunfu dunk lo....then later on we go mamak n yam cha la...then after i drink then i go my old church (which is juz above the mamak stall) n collect angpao...(oni collected RM19)

then after that i go leisure mall again to find john they all lo...(wat la john...so big ady still wan go da gei chiong) so i go the da gei chiong at leisure mall, then i saw john playing the basketball game there...then when i go there i thought he was playing, but i found out that the thing spoiled ady...can free play wan...so we keep playing until non-stop lo...(veli fun leh...)then john keep showing off his noob skills there...he keep standing far far away n shoot from there...ceh, also din masuk wan...then got a few times he throw until go out of the whole thing until kena ppl's head jor...we keep laughing at him...hahaha

so later on my mum took them to shakey's pizza n eat lunch lo...blah blah blah...we kept joking around there la...when john took the menu:

john:wat is this...this is shit...it loses my appetite n i dun feel like eating anymore...plain water will do...

joker man...we all kept laughing. then we also got joke say about maggi goreng tak mau maggi...then keep saying all those crazy stuff la...(if wan to noe more pls find sherman ooi, john mok or samantha mok for more information...)

then 2:15 john n me went to see kungfu dunk lo...walao very fake n yeng lo...they dunk until very yeng espiecally jay chow lo...so yeng man...

then later we went to dagc to play games la...we thought there will b a lot of ppl coming, mana tau oni john, kc n me go oni...wth la...so john wan to learn from kungfu dunk so he keep dunking there himself la (perasan la him) then after kc came then we blah blah blah la...(private)

aiyo when i think of 2moro then sien lo...got band practise for this thursday's performence la...damn sien lo...but no choice lar....

haiyo nth interesting lar 2day, juz wan to apologize coz yesterday din blog lo...coz too tired n lazy to blog lo...so sry ah...

-sherman ooi 10/2/08-

1 day gone...

so 2day i wake up at 9:20 a.m. then i call john lo (he asked me to call him wan) ...so when i call him he say very tired, ask me to call back ten minutes later...so i dun care lo...i go n watch 'open season' lo...

so at about 10:20 i call him back lo...then he ask me whether wan go times square anot...he say he want me to teman him go there buy shirt n bag war...actually i asked him whther wan to go jj anot wan, but he say go times square very fast then come back ady wan, around 2 p.m.!!! so i agree lo...( but i regretted)

so after i bath then at 11:20 p.m. i go his hse...then we walk to LRT station lo...then we chat chat chat chat chat...walao!!! we wait at the station for nearly 15 minutes oni the train come...go eat shit la...wtf man!!!

so when we reach there, the 1st place he go is...theme park lo...(dunno y he keep spending money unwisely) so he beg me to go inside wif him lo...but i rejected lo, coz waste money n time mah...but he keep saying me chicken la, no guts la, scared of this scared of that la, so i juz go in lo...so we play the spinning thing 1st lo...so i sit inside there(coz i wan giap john mah)...so when it started that time damn slow lo...den slowly bcame fast ady...so i hold on at the side there n try not to giap john ( let him hapi 1st mah) so later when my hand very tired that time then i let go n hit john very hard...ahhhh!!! he at there keep complaining say very pain la, chao gan la all those nonsence...

so after that we go sit the UFO dish thing...so at there we meet an old friend from a camp last 2 years...so we chit chatted when the UFO thing was at high above the ground...so this was john n my conversation:
me:eh john, take out ur hp n record la...
john:crazy ar...
me:wat crazy???so nice lo the scene...aiyo drop down oni mah, later go down then zap back lo
john:hahahahahahaha
me:hahahahahaha

then later we went to sit the roller coster...well john kept saying i didn't wanted to go to the theme park is bcoz i scared of the roller coster, so i go n let him see la...then we waited 2 rounds then our turn lo...so me n john sat at the front seat...then our friend sat at the back of us...then start that time already got ppl start screaming for no reason ady...me n john keep saying all those ppl sot jor...mou duin duin scream like mad ppl...then i joke wif john again n ask him to take his hp out n record it again...then we started laughing again...lol

so later that we go eat lunch lo...wat the la john...omce we were seated then john started to look for the girl he saw yesterday...i see the girl i also wan muntah ady...she so ugly john also like her, wtf man!!!so he also go n call her leng lui again...so embarrasing man!!!

so after that john go n find his shirt lo...(i teman him oni)then we walk round n round for so many times still haven find until the right 1...so we went back to the theme park again lo...then i see my watch...omg, 4 p.m. ady larh...so i ask him faster go back larh...then he keep saying wan to sit the dna mixer...so i wait 4 him lo...he ask me to record him wor...(so perasan)so i record lo...

finally...i can go back home...so we sit LRT go back lo...then we walked to john's hse lo...then aunty sally n her mum gave my angpao lo (not sure is his father's or mother's mum)...then john show me all those lame magic tricks la, then all also i saw him sut sao ady wan...ceh!!!

so later at night i go ppl's hse bai nian lo...well...oni 1 la actually, lol...then very tired then come home take bath then on9 lo...i also very tired post too long la...later u all also tired la ok?lol..k la, i also wan go to sleep ady lorh...bb

-sherman ooi 8/2/08-

balik kampung...oh oh oh balik kampung

sry lo every1...yesterday din post blog coz i balik kampung mah ( read the last blog) ...

so 2day mornin i woke up at 11 a.m. lo (coz yesterday night keep chatting with kc until 2:30 a.m. mah)...so i wake up brush teeth, wash face then go n eat breakfast with my family lo (duh...including my grandma)...after that my dad n my 2 little bro n sis went to the beach (to play of coz...apa then???go drink sea water meh???) so i prefer to stay at home n watch tv lo...so i watch until time to eat lunch lo...

after i eat my lunch then i continue watching tv lo (hehe...not addicted to tv ah...) . then my grandma keep complaining y my dad so long oni come back wan...so i dun care lo, juz watch tv oni la...

so later bout 3 p.m. my father came back lo...so they eat their lunch while i watch kungfu mahjong...hahaha!!!so later that i go n bath then try to style my hair 4 the 1st time lo...walao, it berjaya leh...fuyoh!!!aiyo but too bad lo...i didn't bring my wax spray along wif me...:'(...

so after we ate our dinner then we zhao back home (not zhao by foot la of coz...) . then we reached home at about 8:50 p.m. la...then later on after i unload everything in the car then i straight away on9 ady lo...then i called john n he asked me to go visit his hse...then i say ok lo...but then he said he wan go out ady...wtf man!!!he everytime wait until when ppl agree to do sumthing then oni he say cannot wan lo...very irritating wan...(eh john, dun take it too seriously arhhh)

so nth ady lorh...i think that's all ady larh...wait arh...let me think whether still got anot...ermmm...ermmmm...ermmmmm....yalorh.................dun hav ady lo...hehe so erm...that's all 4 day's blog lo...haha bb...

-sherman ooi 7/2/08-

yeah!!! i ponteng 2day, hahaha...

2day mornin while i was doing seni at last minute...walao, accidentally do wrong ady...walao!!! muz do it over again, but muz go skul ady or else late jor...but dun do cannot wor, the teacher very strict...din do rotan 1 time...last time i kena b4 ady so i scared ady...so i ask my lou dao whether can dun go anot...hahaha praise god he let me ponteng...muahahaha

so i at home on9 n help my dad do some work lo (quite boring la coz no 1 on9 lo, juz john oni coz he also ponteng mah)...so my dad's car go workshop 4 service coz 2moro we going to PD mah...so when he come back that time guess wad...he rode a motorbike back...hahaha so damn funny la...so he da bao chicken rice 4 our lunch lo...

then nth interesting throughout the day lo...

then came evening...i ask john whether wan go yam cha anot lo...so he say ok then john go ask another fren go 2gether to mamak lo...at there john n his fren kept chatting but din chat wif me lo (1st time leh) his fren's mouth so dirty n smelly summore...keep saying all those bad words n ham sup yeh...i hear ady also mm song ady...feel like hitting that guy up... so after i eat n drink then i faster go back lo, coz it's dark ady mah...summore my bicycle at outside there never lock wor...

so on the way home i met a drunk indian guy...he sot sot dei ady wan...i met him at a junction, so when he saw me he was like letting me pass...(like a beggar) so after i passed him i scolded kunchi elek la lu( no dick ar u) then he was like running towards me...then i faster rode away lo...after that he stopped running ady then i heard him shout some tamil words out ( i also dunno wat he saying)...so i faster go home lo...

erm...i think nth ady lo 2day...quite boring la 2day...n i will not b blogging 2moro coz i balik kampung mah...so i apologize lo...i hope it's not 'too late to apologize...'hahaha

haiz, juz now at 2:30 a.m. i thought john was still awake mah coz he still on9...so i missed called john's hse lo...then he called back...when i picked up the phone, walaoeh!!! it was aunty sally lo...walao she scolded me this n that...fuyoh i also scared of her ady lo...no face see her anymore now ady...haiz...nasib very malang la...

-sherman ooi 5/2/08-

haiyo...2moro still got 1 more day la...dun feel like going to skul...

ok...so 2day is monday lo...haiz still can't forget yesterday's perkara la...damn funny...XD

so morning i wake up den straight away on9 n see whether sam can link ady anot after i teached her yesterday lo...haiyo still cannot la...but then juz now i oni found out that she wasn't free last night n she did it...she did the link (all bcoz of my teaching)...hah so she say all kinds of stuff like: u can b my senior lo...this n that...

so this morning i got latihan rumah sukan...( actually i dun wan to join anything this year, coz on the day BB got perform mah...so after the performence i wan to go back early lo)...so i purposely act like very cha in every single acara...so i didn't participate in anything, hahahahaha...

then in class nth very special happen la (sam, i noe ur skul everyday also got happen funny stuff wan...dun lc me ah) juz that we ejek our ex-assistant class monitar bcoz his pants wear until very high ma...so we say:
ME:oi jayraj, y u wear ur pants until SO HIGH wan???
hah...then every1 that got the meaning laughed...then i kept repeating the same thing over n over again...lol...

so i come home by LRT mah...we were sitting on the ampang line. so when wan to reach station chan sow lin that time (the station that splits ampang line n sri petaling line), we blocked our friend that wanted to go to sri petaling line...haha. so the door closed, walao he was scolding us...so we fought back...hahaha...(he scold us so what???so we scold him back la)

k then while i was chatting with bev that time i kept scaring her by all those scary things like the PTN thing...haha...she was so scared until she off9 then go sleep ady...(i wonder whether if she is crying in her room...if yes walao i feel so evil...) so later kc put a pic of a wolf with lots of blood at it's mouth...so i went to search for pics of vampires at YAHOO!!! there...damn scary lo...so i found some real scary pics lo (those who wants to see it ask me on msn)...

k i think that's about it...sleepy ady...

-sherman ooi 4/2/08-

hehe...2day very funny lo...see my blog...

walao...2day very funny lo...well...i start from the beginning ba.

so 2day is Sunday, so every1 will go to church lo (including me)...so morning i wake up at 7 am n it was still early, so i continued sleeping...then suddenly my phone rang, guess who was it...cannot guess leh, it was...JOHN KUN MOHD KINOBABI BIN KINOMOTO...he told me that he is coming in ten minutes time...when i look at the clock, OMG!!! it was 8:30 ady... servive starts at 9...so i quickly do all my stuff, change my clothes then hurry la...

ooo...after that aunty sally came lo...luckily i was right on time...hahaha.so i hoped into her car n zhao to dagc...wah on the way i was so sleepy oh, keep yawning lo, haha. so about ten minutes we reached there lo...

at there... i dun wan to talk about it...very boring if i type it 0ut la...summore if uncle frankie saw it den i die lo...so after the service , every1 including uncle soon lim pakat call John mr. sherker (means a person that doesn't wan to help to do things) n ask him to do everything there, contoh: arrange the chairs, set up the tables n etc...too much lar...cannot rmb,soli lo...

so later that uncle soon lim send me to my church lo. than i waited until 12:30 for my drum lesson mah...

then 4:30 i go dagc for tweens lo...walao...so little ppl come at 4:30. all late n ffk...so we started with oni about ten ppl...then i saw matthew (dun tell any1 but i think matthew sux) coming in with his parents, then whack rice, lai chi n aunty joesephine come in lo...the last was kc n ks ( the bros lo) ...then we sang some songs lo...after that matthew's dad preached on that day lo (quite boring la) .

then at 6 pm we played captain ball at outside lo. well...very fun mah...so every1 also play until sweating lo...kecuali all those unsporting girls like whack rice n beverly lo...they juz stand there waiting for the boys to pass the ball to them oni...so at 6:30 every1 zhao back home lo...kc, ks n stanley the man ley tumpang uncle soon lim's van back home...so on the way it started to drizzle, n then i saw chern ee running back home like a chicken...hahaha

so later that john kun, samantha leong, uncle soon lim's family n beverly leong went to eat dinner 2gether lo...then those who sat in uncle soon lim's van terpaksa wait for aunty cai yun to come lo (girl ma...so drive very slow lo), so we waited at the car n on the radio loudly, haha...

k then finally they came lo...so we went to mamak to eat (john's favourite) .then we chated during our dinner...very fun man...we keep wanted to snatch su mei n beverly's french fries...hahaha!!! then we joked about when the french fries come that time, every1 go crowd at the french fries there then the plate there bcome empty...joker. they even said all those hawker stalls there, ppl crowd until the gas tank also take away, 5 ppl carrying the gas tank n zhao...hahaha. then we also say when we crowd at the french fries there, when everybody left, tho plate also will get eaten...hahaha...we laughed until stomach also pain ady...wah we eat so many rounds until the bill also RM40++...hahahaha...uncle soon lim also wan bankrap ady...lol

k so later on we zhao back home lo...john, beverly, sam n me sat uncle soon lim's small kancil n go back lo. on the way we also joked alot lo...keep saying about PTN. last time when bev dunno wat is PTN that time she thought it was PETANI...walaoweh, we all laughed like mad oh...then we keep saying about scary things to scare beverly...hahaha she was so scared until she closed her ears...k la i dun wan to say too much...later kc kill me ah...

ok so when we dropped bev to her hse then on the way to my hse that time we planned to organize a mamak at dagc to raise money to buy a drum set...(still not confirm yet) on may...

it's late ady so i hav to sleep ady, u all no need sleep but i need to sleep mah...so gud nite ba, sweet dreams to all...

-sherman ooi 3/2/08-

cooking competition at BB...

ok...so 2day saturday lo, got BB (boy's brigade) mah, so i wake up at 11 ( which is late for me...) n polish all my BB stuff n eat breakfast lo. so we'll fast forward the time now...deng deng deng deng...

ok so now it's time for BB...but i reach there late lo...luckily didn't get punish or else muz kena 20 pump. so after that we went down to the field to do band drill (which was quite boring la)...so do do do...until time up then we went back to YC (youth centre) for full band...we played 'Sock Hop Tonight' n then we packed up n went for parade...

walao, juz bcoz i didn't tie my boots lace tight enough n my finger nails were too long, they gave me 15 pumps (sap sap sui la) ...then after that we went back to YC for worship lo. sing n sing n sing... until it finally ended...hahaha, the fun begins NOW!!!

cooking competition starts NOW!!! so we cooked n cooked n cooked until our vegetable overr cooked liao...wat a waste. then we also maked soya bean with tong yun for desert n also giong chong chao yu pin n some soup la...so we took nearly 1 n a half hour to cook finish everything la..

so it's the time for the judges to taste our 'disgusting' food...(actually every1 didn't wash their hands b4 they cook their dishes wan u noe???) so the judges walked round n round n round to giv marks...after that we started eating our own food. then me n tjun yip (a bot at bb) took a big bottle of soya bean n went to the toilet there n curi minum...wah so relaxing after drinking the cold n fresh soya bean...

it was time for the results...walao...we got the 5th place...it was not easy to get the 5th place u noe???we worked so hard to get the 5th place...we want to b last also cannot, haiz...so disapointed...

so later that i go back home lo...then eat dinner lo...then on9 until now lo...then...nth ady i guess, haha...so nth to post ady la...so erm...u all also should go n sleep ady la...bye bye lo...

-sherman ooi 2/2/08-

2day's a public holiday...hooray!!!

well...2day is a day that every1 will b very very very...hapi. so actually i muz go 4 badminton at 9am wan, but too bad la...holiday mah, so i slept over lo...woke up at 10. when i see the clock it was like omg, i actually ffked (f=fong f=fei k=kei) my fren...

so i wake up then do all the bathroom stuff n on9 lo...aiyo y every1 so late oni on9 wan??? everytime at the mornin oni a few ppl on9 de...this mornin oni me n ah wai(samantha leong) on9 oni la!!!so i nth to do then i go watch tv lo(porn)...no la jk oni...like me all those kuai zhai dun watch porn wan...haiyo, the worse part is my sister lo...she sleeping at the sofa there, make me cannot sit there lo, so muz sit on the hard chair...

haiya, then later in the afternoon that john kun mohd kinobabi bin kinomoto call me lo, say he wan play maple with me...i asked him:
ME: u wad lvl oh??? say like so pro like that
JOHN: 18 la...pro leh
ME: noob la u!!! i 52 lvl la...

so he no face ady lor...at the phone there diam diam ady...muahahaha...

so later in the evening i go play badminton outside my hse lo...play halfway so big wind then i dun wan play ady lor...o back home n on9...

ooo, the night part...my dad said he wan bring us go pasar malam lo...then my crazy idiotic bro (which i hope i can stop calling him my bro) keep begging my dad to go play badminton with him at Pandan Lake Club lo...so my dad also very fethup then agree lo...walao luckily my mum can bring me there lo...so i went to the big prawn (Peng Hwa) to eat dinner lo...after that i fetch john kun mohd kinobabi bin kinomoto to my hse n wait 4 my mum lo...while waiting we watched Date Movie lo...lol..."oh god...whoo...yes...YES!!!" hahahaha, it was part of the movie...then my mum came...then we went there lo.

at there we lepak here...lepak there like wild dogs lo, coz nth to do mah...so we walk here walk there until 11.30 then we zhao lo...on the way to the car, we joke joke joke until all the gas inside the stomach make until our stomach also pain de...keep saying "eh u see that old lady there, see oledi straight away STEAM ah..." we kept laughing n laughing n laughing...so we went home safely...without any accidents (choi) ,,,thank God...

well...the end lo...i also wan sleep ady. 2moro muz go bb ah...ponteng alot of days ady so muz go lo if not kena terminated from bb ah...so THE END...

-sherman ooi 1/2/08-
gud night every1...

The 1 n oni thursday in every week...

well...as u all noe that friday is a holiday...every1 will b so hapi till they DANCE...2day at skul, our ex-class assistant monitor is going to b sacked 2DAY...WOHOOO !!! every1 was so hapi...so while the earlier periods b4 english (which was the form teacher's class), he was still the temporary assistant class monitor. so when he wanted to represent the class to greet the teacher "selamat sejahtera cikgu..." me n my gang called every1 to b quiet n dun choi him n let him say on his own...after he greeted, he was like a stupid fellow talking to his own...then i greeted the teacher myself n every1 actually followed me...the FAMOUS 1...hahaha...
n so after skul me n my gang walked to the LRT station as usual to go back home...
later at night i went to srjk(c) kuen cheng to play badminton with my dad lor...not so chi keg lar but ok lo...k la, got nth to say oledi...i also wan sleep liao...3.30 a.m. liao...

-sherman ooi 31/01/08-